Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
