id be glad to
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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