She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
50% drunk capacity currently
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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