I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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