dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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