I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
dude. I can hear the air.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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