They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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