If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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