Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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