if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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