What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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