dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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