I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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