I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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