Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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