I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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