My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
