there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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