"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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