just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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