You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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