We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I love you. Go after that dick
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