Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He passed out mid-signature
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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