Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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