somebody snuck up and got me drunk
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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