belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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