I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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