How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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