i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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