Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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