I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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