who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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