Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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