On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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