You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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