i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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