Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I am available for nakedness
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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