I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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