I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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