If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I could fuck to npr.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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