Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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