I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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