did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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