i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize