Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm always down for nudity.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
