I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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