why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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