thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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