Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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