is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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