I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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