are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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