how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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