YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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