I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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