I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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