In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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